Froggy Goes Missing!

Big the Cat | Apr 1, 2010

My best friend Froggy has gone missing! Reports of an absent Froggy was submitted to BIGNEWS this morning by me, so I know its true.

Rumours abound that he has been stolen from his best friend ol buddy ol pal, Big the Cat, by that nasty Eggman guy. Those claims have so far not been substantiated, even though I think it was me that brought it up…

But you know, he has tried to do it once before, so maybe he is going to do it again. Bear in mind this material may be subject to our recently established sensitivity guidelines, either way.

Froggy was here a moment ago. Literally. Like, 60 seconds has passed since he went away. I’m awful worried. Are you worried about my dear Froggy going away? There will be a poll every five minutes asking about every facet of Froggy’s lifestyle and character. And probably updates on the minute until he comes back.

Things I miss about Froggy;

  • His musk
  • The ‘ribbit’ thing he does
  • His resistance to anything I do with him. Especially when I just wanna take him fishing. I miss that ironic joking about he did, because he really did like me too.
  • Green
  • is my friend…

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Hello. My name is Big the Cat. I like to fish a lot, and play with myf riend Froggy. He runs away sometimes, and I look for him because he would never leave his best buddy and pal. I also like to sit down.
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