Froggy Found!
Big the Cat | Apr 1, 2010
So Froggy went missing. I’ve just had lunch, and I remembered something about Froggy. He’s a frog, right? So I went over to the river to see if he was there. Nope. He wasn’t swimming about like he normally does when he plays the game where he try to get away from Big the Cat.
I even tried to put my investigator hat on now because I have a reporter site for Big the Cat, and decided to get an interview from a fellow frog to see where he could have gone, but Norton was on holiday. So when asked for comment, the nearest frog expert – Big the Cat – said to BIGNEWS, “I dunno.” Gee, I was no help at all, was I? Maybe I should sue that guy.
With no luck in even fabricating my own material – and a reminder that this material may be subject to our recently established sensitivity guidelines – I searched all Station Square and the Mystic Ruins for my best friend. After three hours of looking at places I probably shouldn’t be, I decided to give up, sit down and write my harrowing update in this news story.
Oh look, there he is.
ANY1 ELS HATE FROGGIE COS HES SO GHEY I WISH THEYD MAKE HIM LIEK IN SOINC AND KUCKELS AND HYPER WITH BURDS AROUND HIM CHECK OUT MAI UTUBE PAGE I MAEK MY OWN GAME FROGGY AND KUCKLESZ 3 BETTER THAN TAIZL SKY PATROL
PLEASE GIVE HIM TALLER LEGS AND MOAR GREEN EYEZ LESS YELLOW BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T DDO THAT THE GAME WILL DEFINITLY GONIG TO SUCK, HOW DO I KNOW YOU SAY?? BECAUSE I’VE SPENT 10 YEARS PLAYING THAT 90’S MASCOT GAME AND HIS GAMES NEVER SUCK.
Don’t tell Tristan…lolololololololol
Shur up! Froggi is gr8! Ur just jellous cos u like Halo!
no u shut up maste chef cud liek uze emeralds and go super sayan lvl 5 and kill froggie and den fite Sioinc also ssj 5 and figt in final levl in space
Maste chef iz green! Froggi is green! mster chef copi’d froggi! froggi 4 MW2 DLC! froggi waz in a god munster! U no nowt! go back 2 4kids!
fwoggy :3
Yai!! Fwoogi fownd!!
“…but Norton was on holiday. ”
G. i dint know you spoke brittish, big.
(EDIT – Inflammatory – Big)
(EDIT – Inflammatory – B)
Is more what you meant.
ALSO COCKS.
ur both rong. forggy and msrt cheif is ghey,
Cat the big is superior. He has a fishin rod n eveythin.
Wots halo got? plsma swrds? pfft. big wul dominte halo anyadysh,
Froggy only hangs out with big coz he wtns to be cool too.
LOLOL KITTEH IZ BIG. KITETSH R GEHY! FUHROGGEH FUR TEH WINS OEVR NEINTHUOSNAD!
Nooooo Shadow wears scarf
FWOGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!11!!!!!11111111111!!!!!
I dOnT fInK fRoGgEh Is WrItE 4 BiG dEy ShUd BR8K up!!!
YaYiii!!! FwOgGiE!!! WoOo!!!
PS: CaN I F1sH H3Re? PwEeDy Pw3AsE!?!
Whos da apreel foo naw?
LOLZ BIG FINDZ FROGGY!!!! I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER NOW?
FWOOOGGGGY!!!!
He actually found the frog for once. He was with him the whole time! WAIT……. The whole time?!?!?
Oh well. What if i told you that it isn’t froggy, but a plush? How’d you feel about that?!?!
APRIL FOOLS DAY….. How I love it.
Fwoggie… I don’t want BIGNEWS to end….
whoop-dee-doo. froggie has been found, but he’s gonna get lost again in the next 5 *hops away for the billionth time*…..Yep, there he goes again.
I know were froggy went ! he went to a lake in russia!