Special thanks to the folks at Find the Computer Room for notifying me of this!
So, many of us were admittedly taken by surprise by Sonic Jump. Developed by Hardlight Studios for iOS and Android devices, the quirky little title was announced and released within a short amount of time, and has become one of the most fun Sonic games for mobile devices in recent history (great job, guys!), not to mention it’s gotten a decent amount of positive reviews!
Just like this one!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAjSOqW7tSc
…wait, what?
…that’s it? …well, it’s more accurate than that other one, but that doesn’t really redeem it – well, not at all! How does this pass for a review?!
P.S.: Why am I getting heavy “reply girl” vibes from this?
I really think they should change the name of Free App Slots to something else.
Ohmahgawd I love the twisty motion as well! Definitely no other app does that. No. Other.
-_-
Side note, I liked her boobs. Only reason I watched the video more than once.
I have seen hotter girl.
But I kept staring at her cleavage. Heheh.
same here bro. same here
Ehh. The review is a bit shameful but no worse than the average shampoo ad, and it does give pretty much all the relevant info someone wondering about dropping $2 on an app would want to know. It’s got Sonic, you twist it to move him, it’s fun and addictive.
Honestly I expect freakier. Someone make a remix of this except with Robotnik’s voice and maybe then you’ve got a winner.
CHALLENGE DECALRED
BOYLE, YOU BETTER BE READING THIS
Add a British accent to that voice, Boyle, then i’ll be freaked out.
It’s not that informative is it?
Did she mention that you don’t have to touch the screen? How she gonna double jump dammit.
Boobs.
Some of you guys act as if you have never seen a girl.
I feel like I know less about Sonic Jump than when I started…
I… want to buy Sonic Jump… for some reason…
Sonic is more popular in the UK ya know.
The “twisty motion” controls are also used in the phone Super Monkey Ball games, but those are 5$ and too big for most phones that don’t have an SD slot.
But from what I got from the review is: I like Sonic and I can sway my phone around with him :V
Dang 12 year olds.
The ONLY secret to “overnight” success on YouTube=be a hot blonde girl and….do anything.
*Goes back to hopelessly trying to grow own channel*
Looks like the world’s a sorry place to be isn’t it?
Well um…next story book lady voice here lmao….oh I dunno why not?
It’s more fun to watch without the sound…dunno why really but it is.
So…does anyone know why she’s reviewing the game on a bed?
lol, notice all the cutting and editing toward the end? I wonder how many takes that took.