eBay Watch: Giant F&%kin’ Sonic Statue

Who would buy this statue?  Most likely, somebody at TSS (and by somebody, I mean DiscoPonies), so that’s why I’m telling all of you broskis.  eBay user, Luxmans40, is selling this magnificent specimen, starting at £500. Considering that Luxmans40 states that this thing normally goes for £1200, £500 is a steal of a deal.

Check out the specs on this bastard:

Figure Height: 186 cm

Base Height: 25 cm

Total Height: 211 cm

The figure was only open for photo purposes, so it’s guaranteed to not have any residue on it from a confused furry on a Saturday night.

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.  YOU WILL LOVE IT. APPARENTLY.

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