While on my own merch expedition through the darkest depths of the interwebs, I stumbled across these rare jewels of advertisement from the Sonic Adventure era. I cry at the thought that these plushes were thrown out of planes and down waterfalls, even if the dialogue is hillarious.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch93SSm2r9Y[/youtube]

It’s true what they say you know…every time you feed a rare plush to a crocodile, a Sonic merch collector drops dead…