And I just came back from teh post office.
By Big the Cat, April 1 2016

You guys won’t believe what happened while I was in Arabia. I was going there once upon a time, for a spot of fishing. You know how that thug life goes. And while the desert is nice and warm for someone like me, it’s also very dry. So I thought I’d go to the nearby store to buy some water.

I found what appeared to be a queue for the cashier.

So I politely got in line and waited for my turn

It was pretty hot standing there in line so I was hoping that people would move quickly

My thoughts quickly turned to Froggy and where I left him, by the cool lake

I didn’t want anything bad to happen to him. But I also didn’t want him eating the rest of those Chaos Cream Pies that I had brought especially for the holiday

There’s only two left. If he eats them both… Or so help me, if he gives the last one to Norton…

No, I am a happy cat. I like Lazy Days and Livin’ in Paradise. Froggy is my best pal.

But seriously if he eats them, he’ll be bait before he knows it.

It was around this time that I noticed a distinct lack of movement in the line.

I decided to get my water elsewhere. You’d have thought the time would have flown by, but instead I was facing stony silences. Maybe I should watch out for tourist traps next time.

I’m stuck.