Big the Cat is great, because he gives stuff away. Hee, I like to be ben-effluent. Feels good. Today, you can win a pice of rock straight from the Space Colony ARK. What a find! Only eight or so creatures have actually been anywhere near that station in the last fifteen years, and so this makes a chunk like this extremely rare.

To be in with a chance of winning, simply email me with a cunning plan in which I can get rid of Froggy’s useless pal Norton. I don’t like him, he smells. The best plans will be acted out by me on YouTube and the prize will go straight to the mastermind behind it. Email me now!